In high school and college, I began watching the Gilmore Girls. I quickly grew obsessed with the show (probably an unhealthy way). My mom bought me all 7 seasons for Christmas the year it came out and I have watched it religiously ever since. To this day it is my favorite show. It is written so impeccably…I can’t even. Amy and Daniel Palladino are geniuses. I think my family is a little annoyed with my constant need to quote or relate everything to the show, so I am going to attempt and get it out of my system with this post. Here are a few (very very few) of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite Gilmore Girls episodes:
1. Lorelai: I managed to find Uno and Checkers, and Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!
2. Lorelai: My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say “I wish I were you” at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a “Freaky Friday.”
3. Lorelai: Why bother even calling it “Final Destination 3.” At that point just call it now you’re really really really dead!
4.Taylor: Late again, are we?
Lorelai: Yes, I hope I’m not pregnant!
5. Lorelai: I need coffee in an IV.
6. Do you like coffee? Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.
7. In Omnia Paratus (Ready for Anything)
8. Lorelai: Hate early. Must kill early.
9. Luke: God, that’s terrible. It’s like drinking a My Little Pony.
And my personal favorite:
10. Lorelai I mean, I’d like to have a good illness, something different, impressive. Just once I’d like to be able to say: Yeah, I’m not feeling so good, my leg is haunted.
Did you watch Gilmore Girls? What is your favorite GG quote?