1. You will think about someone else a million times a day.
2. You have an all new respect for your parents.
3. New challenges arise every day.
4. Poop and vomit no longer phase you.
5. You will look like an absolute fool just to see a smile on that sweet face.
6. You have a new-found inner strength.
7. You’ll listen to an hour of Sesame Street every day for a little bit of peace.
8. Your belongings are no longer just yours.
9. Your showers and potty breaks are now communal (yes, I said potty)
10. You have more love and joy in your life than you ever thought imaginable.